Friday, January 29, 2010

How To Trick Your Husband Into Training for a Marathon



Manipulation and trickery are never easy. However, I'm pretty sure that I've improved those skills since marrying Adam.

He's, without a doubt, the funniest person I've ever known and is simply incredible. I've always believed that I am surrounded by the most amazing people. I won't question how I've been able to have the most generous, thoughtful, and loving individuals enter my life, and Adam is no exception. He has given me a sense of peace that I never imagined I'd have. He keeps me focused and has taught me that the dishes really don't have to be done before going to bed, which I've been able to do a few times. I sincerely enjoy his company and feel absolutely blessed to have him in my life.

As you can see, I'm his biggest fan. In addition to all of those wonderful things, he's also pretty smart. Because he's so smart, I've had to do some things that I'm not entirely proud of ... mainly tricking him into doing a variety of things I see as very essential. Training for a marathon has been no different. Initially, I didn't even know that I was manipulating him (that's how good I have become - even I don't know when I'm doing it).

Soon after agreeing to a marathon, I ran into a slight problem (this is where it becomes a bit embarrassing on my part) ... I realized I had to have a training partner because I was too scared to run alone at night. Yes, I am 30 and I'm afraid to run alone in the darkness. I'm not going to lie ... I'm actually afraid of quite a few things that don't exactly make sense. Just to name a few ... I'm afraid that I'm going to grow facial hair and not realize it. I'm afraid that, while I'm sleeping, my cat may fall asleep on my face and I will stop breathing (although, I don't think that fear is too far-fetched). I'm afraid that my toes are going to grow together. Then, I have fears that a lot of people have involving safety. I lock my doors immediately when getting into the car (and at home) because I'm afraid that someone will open my car door at a stoplight. I leave the porch light on so that if I get home after dark, I can see. I'm afraid that when our neighbor leaves their ladder out, someone will use it to crawl into our bedroom window. Then, of course, there is the one I've already admitted ... I'm afraid of running in the dark (What happens if I step on a snake? What happens if a raccoon attacks me? What happens if a man jumps out from the bushes). That's when I got Adam involved. He knows everything I'm afraid of (and still chose to marry me) so when I mentioned running alone at night, he knew that I wouldn't be able to do it. So, I had to ask if he'd train with me. He immediately said no (he believes that you can support a person without actually doing the activity with the person). I understood his reluctance , but I really needed him to do this with me. That's what I told him.

What it comes down to is this ... have some crazy fears and your husband will do just about anything to make you feel better. Well, he will, at least, agree to train for a marathon (he's yet to tell me that he will run a marathon). No worries, I'm working on that one.

2 comments:

  1. I feel a few points need to be clarified:

    1) It is painfully obvious with all of the compliments that you are spewing in paragraph two that I am once again being set up for something.

    2) You might not have "known" that you were manipulating me when you signed us up for this marathon but I was quite aware of it. If you recall when you first brought up the idea to me my response was "Honey, I think it is wonderful that you want to help those in need but the marathon is not a good idea." You replied "You aren't supportive of people in need." At which point I had no choice but to agree. I saw it coming a mile away and still could not avoid the inevitable.

    3) Do not blame your fears on the nighttime. We all know that you are afraid to run alone no matter the lighting conditions. You could be running by yourself next to the old people walking the mall and be wondering what the creepy looking geriatric is thinking. Just go back about three blogs ago and peruse your experience of running alone at the Merriam Recreation Center.

    4) I think it needs to be clarified to your readers that by "dirty dishes" in the sink you mean no more than two glasses and possibly a knife or fork. Any more than that and she lays in bed not being able to sleep until she gets up and cleans the kitchen.

    5) Our neighbors ladder is only a six foot step ladder and our bedroom window is at least 25 feet above the ground. Not to mention all of our upstairs windows are closed and locked all winter long.

    6) Lastly, I am enormously proud of you. I suppose even if I was aware of it from the distance, you getting me to train with you was accomplished through trickery and manipulation. Some days running next to you is even fun. Although I have a feeling it is only fun because I am running next to the person I love more than anything in this world. Did I really just type and post that in a format that anyone can read? Damn, manipulated again!

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